Monday, December 9, 2013

HOW TO GET THROUGH A COLD FINALS WEEK

Here's a little advice from me on how to get through this week and a look inside my attention deficit disorder.

Wear the same flannel every day to channel the resurgence of the grunge movement.
You DGAF about exams/life, right?  Prove it.  Grunge is a state of mind.


Invest in a cute pair of glasses
Glasses make you feel/appear smarter.  I'd bet money that it's scientifically proven.  


Stock up on candles and skulls to remind yourself that death is imminent. 
The last thing you'll think about on your deathbed is the macroeconomics final you studied five days for and got a C on.  Just saying.  Study hard, take the final and move on.  Life goes on.



Take plenty of SCS's (Serious Coffee Selfies).
For the constant reminder that coffee is king.


Sanity is overrated. 
Self-explanatory.